A fucking boomerang…
a almost melt point hot machete and a chainsaw on a stick
well i would survive dead island
A fully upgraded Heavy Rifle from Deus ex human revolution.. let them come.
I played Dishonored so a crossbow, a sword and a gun plus teleportation
Dishonored, with a pistol, sword and mind control :/
.44 Magnum from Call of Duty: Ghosts.
Portal gun, cool.
Borderlands 2! Salvador with a backpack full of pistols and shotguns!
Borderlands 2, though I was playing Krieg last time, so I have a variety of incendiary and corrosive weapons, but my main weapon is got to be the Buzzaxe.
An ice-enchanted sword. Would have prefered fire, but not bad.
… My own, disembodied ass.
God dammit Space Station 13. Look what you’ve done.
What is a perfectly valid response to SS13. It’s like the inbred love child of FTL and Dwarf Fortress, with more shenanigans than both of them combined.
There are space wizards, and one of their spells blows the asses of everyone within a certain radius right off (it does no damage however). I got hit with it, and ended the game wielding my own ass. So uh. Yeah.
(You can also wear the asses as a hat)
The last game I played was fucking harvest moon what do I do
lightsaber, bitchesssss >D
The Master Sword…I think I’m good.
Awwww yiss, the True Master Sword!
I HAVE A BAT I AM SO HAPPYYYYyyy.
well, i’ll kill a lot of zombies but then i’ll attract more with loud noises and explosions. then run out of ammo and die.
minecraft diamond sword
“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
I AM CRYING
I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun
I would pay a lot to watch that movie